Look Who’s a Champion Now
In 1996 golfer Tom Lehman had a hot hand. He finished in the top ten in six tournaments at the beginning of the year and went on to finish second in the Buick Open and U.S. Open. For an encore, he won…
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:03:25 EDT
Open Question: do you know the rules of the south?
1.Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2.Turn your cap right, your head isn?t crooked.
3.Let?s get this straight; it?s called a ?gravel road.? I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matt how slow you drive, you?re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4.They care cattle. That?s why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don?t like it? I-20 goes ease and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one.
5.So you have a $60,000 car. We?re impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 wks a yr.
6.So every person in the south waves. It?s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7.If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don?t have it up to your ear at the time.
8.Yeah, we eat catfish and crawfish. You really want sushi, caviar? It?s available at the corner bait shop.
9.The ?Opener? refers to the first day of deer season. It?s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10.We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11.No, there?s no ?vegetarian special? on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chefs Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.
12.When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, veggies, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup!
13.You bring ?coke? into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring ?Mary Jane? into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14.College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15.Yeah, we have golf courses. But don?t hit the water hazards it spooks the fish.
16.Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-tech. They come outta there with an education plus a love for GOD, and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
17.We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don?t mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
The south is the greatest!! If you are from the south you are part of the best people in the USA!!
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:23:43 GMT
Canon HV20 High Definition Camcorder - $549.99
Hey there, cam-thusiasts! I’m renowned underground cinematographer Rex Torshin, and I’m here to tell you how your Canon HV20 HD Camcorder can pay for itself in just weeks! All it takes is a few blank MiniDV cassettes, some free time, and access to the wealthy and powerful – or at least a willingness to make your own access. Now, somebody like Steven Spielberg gets paid because people want to see his movies. But you’re going to make the kind of movies that people will pay to ensure nobody ever sees! Here are some tips and tricks for getting started in the fun, lucrative blackmail industry: Hypocrisy pays! Is there a public figure in your area who’s always blabbing about how the homosexual agenda threatens to destroy traditional family values? It might be worth your while to follow him into a public men’s room with your Canon HV20 HD Camcorder. When he sees his indiscretions in full HD detail, you’ll be able to name your price. Let’s party! You’d be surprised how uninhibited some “pillars of the community” can be after a few drinks, when they think they’re in friendly company. If you can’t get invited to the most exclusive local soirees, consider going undercover by taking a job with a catering company. Catch the mayor using the n-word, or one-half of a power couple in the arms of one-half of a different power couple, and all those hours shlepping drinks will be worth it. Always be camcording! You never know when you might stumble across some high mucky-muck with his pants down, his hand in the till, or both. Light and compact, the HV20 leaves you no excuse for not taking it along everywhere you go. Don’t miss out on the jackpot of a lifetime because you left the Canon HV20 at home. In darkness, there is gold! Naturally, many of your victim’s most embarrassing moments are likely to occur in darkened rooms. A camcorder with good low-light capabilities can spare you a lot of heartbreak later. Camcorderinfo.com said the Canon HV20 is “a killer in low light” – put its powers to work for you. Stealth is wealth! It’s hard to snoop on your targets from inside a jail cell. Your first order of business is always: DON’T GET CAUGHT. The HV20’s size makes it easy to conceal. And if you can observe your quarry from afar, its 10x Canon optical zoom with 200x digital zoom will get up close so you don’t have to. Climb the “ladder of opportunity”! When you shake down your target, consider reducing the payoff in exchange for dirt on other well-connected sickos. Remember, your mark probably knows a lot of rich, powerful people who are just as perverted as he is. And in his vulnerable state, he’s likely to be very open to naming names – after all, misery loves company. Their shame matters – not yours! Before you can get anywhere in the blackmail game, you have to check your scruples at the door. Concern yourself with what will embarrass others, whether you think their embarrassment is justified or not. You might not care that the town homecoming queen is a bulimic who cuts herself – but her parents probably do! If they can pay once, they can pay again! You told your victim that all she had to do was make one payment and this would all go away. So what? Remember, you’re not playing by their rules anymore. Just make multiple copies of your footage and keep them somewhere safe, and it’s like having your own personal ATM machine with no withdrawal limits. What’s she going to do? Sue you? Finally, don’t skimp! Your camcorder is as important to you as the hammer is to the carpenter, as the putter is to the golf pro, as the shuriken is to the ninja. Think of your camcorder as an investment in your future. A mediocre camcorder will produce mediocre images. Why not opt for the New York Times’ Best Camcorder of 2007? The crisp, high-res picture of the Canon HV20 will leave no room to doubt exactly who is doing exactly what. As we say in the business, “The higher the resolution, the higher the renumeration!” Warranty: 6 Month Canon Features: Captures true 1080 High Definition resolution video in 16:9 format, using MiniDV cassette tapes. Made for HD widescreen television 10x Canon optical zoom with 200x digital zoom and 3 pre-set zoom speeds for professional looking zoom shots Lens is covered in a super spectra coating that minimizes flare and ghosting True HD CMOS Sensor reproduces high resolution images at 19201080 and uses an RGB Primary Color Filter with Bayer Pattern that separates light into red, green and blue color components DIGIC DVII image processing improves color reproduction especially in skin tones, and dark and light scenes. Also uses a hybrid noise reduction system for clear high definition images Can shoot 5 (3.1 Megapixel still) images per second and save to a MiniSD card SuperRange OIS (Optical Image Stabilizer) corrects multiple types of camcorder motion, fast vibration you’d experience while recording from a moving car; the medium-speed motion of hand-held recording; and the slower motion of body sway Instant AF feature uses an external sensor, in combination with Canon’s autofocus system, to help significantly decrease the time it takes to find focus, even in low light conditions Level and grid markers to line up any horizontal lines in your shot and you can be sure your camcorder is level Ultra Video Light lets you shoot subjects in color in low light up to 4.9 feet away 24p Cinema Mode provides the same frame rate as movie film Capable of capturing stunning 3.1 Megapixel photos in 4:3 aspect ratio to a miniSD card (2.07 Megapixels at 16:9) HV20 uses the IEEE1394 protocol to transmit video to your Mac or PC, there’s no loss of picture or audio quality in the process Has an HDMI port to connect to a TV for the highest quality playback (video and audio) Advanced Accessory Shoe Terminal allows you to attach extra accessories such as a video light or a directional microphone HV20 makes it easy to store digital photos on an optional miniSD Memory Card Analog-Digital Converter lets you convert videos you have stored on analog videotapes to a digital format 2.7” Widescreen LCD Screen makes it easy to compose and review your shots Specifications: Power Supply (rated) CA-570 Compact Power Adapter BP-2L13 Battery Pack Image Sensor 1/2.7″ CMOS Sensor RGB Primary Color Filter Total Pixels Approx. 2,960,000 Effective Pixels Movie HDV/DV (WIDE): approx. 2,070,000 Movie DV (NORMAL): approx. 1,550,000 16:9 still images: approx. 2,070,000 4:3 still images: approx. 2,760,000 Maximum Recording Time (with an 80-min. cassette) SP: 80 min Lens Zoom Ratio: 10x Optical 200x Digital Focal Length” f=6.1-61mm Zoom Speed: Variable 3 Fixed Zoom Speeds Max. F/Stop: f/1.8-3.0mm (when tapes are used) Filter Size: 43mm Focusing System Manual Focus Assist Functions: Magnifying Peaking Manual Exposure Yes Programmed AE Auto Program Av Tv CINE Portrait Sports Night Snow Beach Sunset Spotlight Fireworks Supported Playback Modes 1080/60i 1080/24P 1080/30F 1080/24F Max Shutter Speed 1/2000 1/500 (card) Auto Date/Time Yes Record Search/Review Yes Minimum Focusing Distance 10 mm Wide 1m Tele White Balance Daylight Shade Cloudy Tungsten Fluorescent Fluorescent H Image Stabilization SuperRange Optical (lens shift) AF System Instant AF Through the Lens/Manual Focusing Possible Viewfinder Widescreen 0.27″ Color Viewfinder Approx 123,000 pixels LCD Screen 2.7″ Widescreen LCD Approx. 211,000 pixels Recording Media High Definition miniDV (recommended) (63min.) miniDV cassette Audio DV: 16 bit 2ch 48kHz 12 bit (4ch) 32 kHz 4ch synchronous recording not possible HDV: MPEG1 Audio Layer II (2 ch) 4-channel playback of tapes containing 4-channel recordings possible HDMI Terminal Type A (19 pins) 480i/ 480p/1080i Format Supported Microphone Terminal 3.5 mm Stereo Mini-jack AV Mini Terminal/Headphone Terminal 3.5mm 4 Pole Mini-jack Dimensions WxHxD 3.5 x 3.2 x 5.4 in Weight (not including lens and battery pack) 1.2 lbs In the box: Canon HV20 HD Camcorder Power Adapter Battery Pack Remote Control Users Guide Component Cable Discuss this productPrice: 549.9900I want one!
Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:00:37 EDT
Camp Ignatius
Camp IgnatiusThe boys may be at pirate camp, but I got some “camp” experience in this summer, too. Though I promised Gannet Girl I wouldn’t torment her with photos of Eastern Point, I can’t resist one more…and confess to Stratoz that I didn’t read any of the books I brought (except the novel)! [This column app…Read the full post from Quantum Theology
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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:10:00 EDT
New 10 PCS Iron Golf Club Head cover Haedcover P45
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