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Resolved Question: Laugh Riot (Jokes) for free and 10 points for your joke, Star If you liked ?
And Post your Jokes too so I can Award 10 Points…
A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.
He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an honorary game warden who didn?t like sardars.
The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and the sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, ?This duck ain?t from Ontario . This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin? license, boy?? The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said ?This ain?t no Quebec duck. This duck?s from Manitoba . You got a Manitoba license??
The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, ?This ain?t no Manitoba duck. This here duck?s from Nova Scotia . You got aNova Scotia huntin? license??
Again the sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nov Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the sardar ?Just where the hell are you from??
The sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, ?You tell me, you?re the expert.?
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ?What happened to YOU??
?Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.?
?I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife?s monogram on it ? stuck right in the middle of the cow?s fanny.
Still holding the cow?s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ?Hey, this looks like yours!?
?I don?t remember much after that?
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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was
taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked,”Ma’am, may I have that seat?”
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
“Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. “Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”
She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!”
This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honor!
Put this American in his place!”
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on
the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have
thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”
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There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!
The Japanese exclaimed, “What??? so expensive!”
There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!
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A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ….. and robs the Bank!…
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
“Did you see me rob this Bank?” The customer replies …..”YES”
The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and BANG!!!!…
SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!
The bank robber quickly
bank robber joke continued :-
- turns and asks the second person “Did you see me rob this bank ?” He replies “No” The robber leaves him. Now he agian asks the same question to another man. He replies “No, I haven’t seen you but my wife has seen you robbing.”
Thu, 21 May 2009 04:02:15 GMT
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