Star Wars Golf Bags Shouldn?t Have Made It
Star Wars Golf Bags Shouldn?t Have Made It March 27th, 2008 Come on Star Wars franchise, get with program. With all the other awesome products you had to choose from to release you pick freaking golf bags? WTF!? These golf bags are made in Japan, come in Stormtrooper or Darth Vader styling, cost about $500, and are stupid. Mostly because I?m pissed they didn?t release any of that other, cooler stuff instead. I mean Jesus, Star Wars franchise, at least get creative. How about an AT-AT gol
Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:49:47 -0700
Open Question: Hahahaha… funny or not?
THE PERFECT HUSBAND:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: ” Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: “A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it
that much.”
WOMAN: ” I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new
2006 models, I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN:! …”$90,000.?”
MAN: ..”OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all
the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…The
house I wanted last year is
back on the market They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: ‘Well, go ahead and give them! an offer of
$9 00,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It is clearly
a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK, I’ll see you later! I love you so
much!!”
MAN: “Bye. I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape…
He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:13:48 GMT
Topeka Capital-Journal, The - Golf course intrigues county
February 29, 2008 — By Tim Hrenchir THE CAPITAL-JOURNAL Shawnee County remains interested in leasing or assuming long- term management of the city’s financially…
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT
Voting Question: Lump behind my knee??
Yesterday evening I was sitting on my couch and when the back of my knee rubed the edge of the couch I noticed that it was a little tender. My fiance told me that it looked swollen. Today I thought it seemed better until I got home from work and checked it. Now there is a lump about the size of a golf ball. It is just a little tender but it has a purpleish tint to it. It doesn’t hurt when I walk. I am not on my feet all day because I have a job in an office. I am 26 years old. I do have to wear dress shoes to work so I usually where heels. Does anyone have any ideas what it could be?
Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:08:40 GMT
Resolved Question: golf joke………….?
1. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
2. ?I wish I could play my normal game?just once.?
3. ?Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.?
4. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here?s a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
5. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
6. The term ?mulligan? is really a contraction of the phrase ?maul it again.?
7. A ?gimmie? can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers? neither of whom can putt very well.
8. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
9. Golf?s a hard game to figure. One day you?ll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
10. I play in the low 80s. If it?s any hotter than that, I won?t play.
11. If your best shots are the practice swing and the ?gimme? Putt, you might wish to reconsider this game.
12. Achieving a certain level of success in golf is only important if you can finally enjoy the level you?ve reached after you?ve really reached it.
13. Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
14. Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won?t work and both are Expensive.
15. The best wood in most golfers? bags is the pencil.
16. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
17. In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers ? they shoot a ?six,? yell ?fore? and write ?five.?
18. Swing easy. Hit hard.
19. If you find yourself pleased that you locate more balls in the rough than you actually have lost, your focus is totally wrong and your personality might not be right for golf? it is also just a matter of time before the IRS investigates your business.
20. Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball over water than sand?
21. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks!
Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:04:53 GMT
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